it looks like he started a conversation with the skeleton
pete wentz makes an unlikely friend
Sam Pepper is sorry 🙌
oh my godddddddd
did he think anyone would believe this fake ass crying or???
WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS FROM IM CTFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UFGLSKFJHSJGHSKJDKGJLKF
I have never in my entire life seen faker crying and I helped out with a children’s drama class.
BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE
[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]
WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE
[PUNCHES A WALL]
COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE
[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]
THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.
hey!! so I’m back with another giveaway!
so my last giveaway was a huge success!! so I’m doing another one!
-must be following me
-reblogs only (you can like to keep track)
-if you win you get 48 hours to answer me, I won’t tell anyone you won but you can announce it yourself because the first contest I did ended bad
-for an extra entry you can follow my Instagram (jackbxrxkat)
-for two extra entries you can follow my twitter (yourenotaher0) ill follow you back on both
what you win
-a pierce the veil sweatshirt
-two fall out boy bracelets
-a huge cool shades emoji sticker (just because you’re rad)
-3 inch vinyl all time low sticker
-green day american idiot necklace
-stripped leggings (one size fits all)
-5 seconds of summer “I prefer the drummer” shirt
-Fall Out Boy shirt
-5 seconds of summer baseball shirt
-6 all time low temporary tattoos
-ain’t it fun Paramore shirt
-blink 182 smiley shirt
-nirvana smiley shirt
-one cd of your choice
-a 30 dollar giftcard of your choice
-a poster of your choice
I forgot to add that the contest ends October 15th 2014
We have had a couple of people asking us about Raven’s birthday, and it gave us an awesome idea! For a while, we talked about getting a P.O. box so people could send Raven stuff directly if they wanted to, but with the hate that has been floating around lately, we decided that anything that had even what town we live in would not be safe for Raven or our family. So we came up with another option: to create a crowd-sourced fund for Raven’s birthday! If there is something specific you would like us to buy for her, feel free to donate the exact amount and shoot us a message with whatever it is that you want. Otherwise, it doesn’t really matter. Donate a penny, donate a lot of pennies, donate none, the whole point is to make a little girl’s birthday extra special.
PS: If you can’t donate, don’t worry too much. Raven is not going gift-less either way! We (and mom 2’s mom) bought her a couple of small things already!
We plan to post photos of Raven on her birthday obviously, opening and playing with her presents. Also, we’ll probably post shopping photos if we go anywhere physically (we like to order things online a lot).
ADDITIONALLY: Anyone who donates five dollars or more will receive (if they want one) a coloring page by Raven and both moms and signed by the three of us in the mail. Just send us a message after donating!
so me and irina are in english class, right?
and we notice that a kid is snapchatting pics of the kid he sits in front of
so irina takes a snap of him
and afterwards we’re like, aww, too bad we can’t send him that snap of him cause that’d be like super funny
so we decide to print the snap…
This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy.
*sees my own post on my dash and likes it to remind myself that I’m sexy and also funny*
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"For a first effort this feels kinda last ditch."